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Set Of 10 Sarcastic Birthday Cards

Set Of 10 Sarcastic Birthday Cards

Regular price $21.93 USD
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Boxed Set of 10 sarcastic birthday cards. Perfect to always have a birthday card on hand to send to your loved ones, instead of making a trip to the store every time you need one.

This sarcastic Birthday card bundle contains the following cards:
1. ''Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard''
2. ''I hope you are having a SPEC-TACO-LAR birthday''
3. ''I got you a little something for your birthday. You are holding it!''
4. ''Thanks for giving us an excuse to get drunk and eat cake''
5. ''Things that age well: Cheese, wine, you!''
6. ''Happy Birthday! Here is a sack of my breath''
7. ''Nothing says Happy Birthday more than a piece of paper folded in half''
8. ''Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet: Nobody knows how... Happy birthday!''
9. ''This is the cheesiest birthday card I could find''
10. ''I spent a LONG time choosing the perfect birthday card that will look pretty in your garbage''

Every card is painted digitally by me and printed from my own home. This means it is made with lots of love, and I also get the chance to inspect every print thoroughly before I send it to your home!

- This is a set of 10 cards.
- In the personalization box, you have the option to pick a different combination of cards. Visit the personalization box for an example.
- The cards are printed on 240g/m² recycled matte card paper at 600 dpi that displays the highest resolution, crisp lines, and saturated colors.
- The cards are A6 size (4.1 x 5.8 in) when it's folded. unfolded, the card is A5 size (5.8 x 8.3 in)
- Each card comes with a white, self-adhesive envelope. This means you don't have to lick the envelope, all you have to do is remove the seal.

Shipping & Delivery

All orders are shipped within 1-3 business days from the Netherlands, (excluding weekends and holidays) 🇳🇱

We ship worldwide!

Shipping costs:

We take pride in offering the most affordable shipping options. Our shipping is only a few euros without track and trace, and you can get shipping with track & trace for an additional charge.

Estimated delivery days:

Please note that the estimated delivery dates are guidelines the post office sent me, and I am in no way responsible for delays.

The Netherlands: 1-2 business days

Europe: 2-6 business days

Unites States: 5-12 business days

Australia and New Zealand: 20-42 business days

Rest of the world: 5-12 business days

Insurance and lost packages:

Shipping without tracking:

Your order will be shipped without a tracking number, meaning you can't track it from door to door. It also does not include any insurances for mail loss. Please know that I am not responsible for any lost packages if you choose shipping without a tracking number. I won't be able to send you a replacement or refund your order. If you would like your order to be insured, I suggest you to choose the Standard shipping method that includes tracking.

Standard shipping with tracking:

Your order will be shipped with Track & Trace by default. Your package will be provided with a tracking number, meaning you can track your package from door to door. Your package will also be insured up to €100 in case anything happens to it, such as mail loss or damage. This means shipping is 100% risk-free.

Please read our shipping policy for more details and info.

Returns, exchanges, and cancellations

We accept returns and exchanges up to 30 days after delivery, if the item is unused and in its original condition, and we will refund the full order amount minus the shipping costs for the return. We do not cover the shipping costs when you return an item.

Return/Exchange your order:

Contact me within 30 days of delivery.

After confirmation, I will send you the address to return your items to.

Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery.

If you requested an exchange, your chosen item will be send to you.

If your item turned out to be cheaper than the original purchase, I will refund you the difference.

If your items turned out to be more expensive than the original purchase, I will send you a payment request for the remaining amount.

Cancel your order:

Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase

In the event that your order arrives damaged in any way, please email us as soon as possible at with your order number and a photo of the item’s condition. We address these on a case-by-case basis but will try our best to work towards a satisfactory solution.

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  • Fast and affordable shipping.

    All orders are shipped within 1-3 business days from the Netherlands🇳🇱

  • Hassle-Free Exchanges

    We accept returns, cancellations, and exchanges.